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you look so white.
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Did you do some bloodletting routine?
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No, he came in even with the surgical cap.
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He had these three scratches on his forehead.
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I was like cat or son.
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Oh, that's why you did the curl to cover it up.
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No, I didn't even mean to that's Suavecito curls yeah.
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Suavecito scrub, cap curl.
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Are you using suavecito?
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Yeah, of course are you the best.
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Uh, I don't use it every day.
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Um, I went back to it.
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I keep getting the 32 yeah, I get the massive one.
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It really is the best product.
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The price point like I was using, like the american, and it was like I was just running out for like a week.
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I was like, come on, now I'm going to go back to Murray's.
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Are you guys using normal, Are you going firm or are you going meté Al?
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dente you firm.
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Yeah, I use firm or normal.
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Yeah.
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I think it binds the new I.
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I had the.
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They have like their, like luxury one, two or their high-end one I used that, but I, I didn't like that this stuff just means it doesn't last.
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It wasn't.
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It didn't say luxury, it was um, I forget what it was yeah, you legit put a little water in it was in a metal tin instead of the plastic tin.
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Like even today.
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I was like okay, this is from last night, did you guys?
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ever try Murray's.
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Yeah.
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You have to heat it up before you put it on, and then you can't like take it out of your hair.
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I used to just get pimples all up in there.
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By three showers, you finally get it.
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I used to just get pimples all up in there.
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By three showers, you finally get it.
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I used to just get pimples up.
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Three weeks later you're like oh man, I got to reapply my Murray's.
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Yeah, ari was showing me the video of a girl who used super glue for her hair and then had to like she went to like urgent care.
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Of course this happened in New.
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Orleans.
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And the funny part is like.
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Part is like I saw this video and they saw the sign for Ochsner.
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It was Ochsner's in New Orleans, right, they're not like throughout the country.
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And I was like, yeah, and she was just like I knew something like this would only happen in New Orleans.
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She had super glued her hair to get like the fine sheen and they couldn't wash it off and they went to urgent care and it's like talking about weeks and ended up spending thousands for some surgeon out in california or maybe even arizona I don't know the details, but they use a special formula and it took four hours for a surgeon to wash out super glue from this lady's hair I was wondering like yeah, I was wondering what they like.
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I don't even know.
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I gotta wash out.
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After some washes, I gotta look that up and then we'll make videos, but like it's dead tissue it's dead tissue, so it probably stays stuck together and, like what people don't know, is even Dermabond's like pretty much super glue.
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That's what we use in the operating room.
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It's like it's the non-toxic I'm going to like.
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I don't know.
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I'm willing to offer Dermabond cornrows.
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I've dealt with glue with fake eyelashes and people coming in and they get glue in their eyes and they get all messed up because they do it themselves.
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But did her hair look good.
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I've seen people have like I've seen, Does it look bad?
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I don't know, does it?
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get flaky?
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I don't think so.
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That's the problem.
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It doesn't flake at all.
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I've had to cut eyelids apart.
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Yeah, ooh.
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Well, I, eyelids apart, yeah, oh well, I, I could see that.
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But like I wonder, like if you, once you take it off, you probably like peel off, like all the skin, because all that skin that usually comes off you're not taking off, so it's like all stuck in there, right?
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yeah, or you, just because when you shower but like I, I know like they really should just shave that lady's head.
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Don't super glue your head that's all we got the mustache.
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I guess it would.
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It would work good for those mustaches if you're about to lose your hair and you have a receding hairline, except like which I don't.
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Which I don't have.
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I have proceeding hairlines.
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It's encroaching my eyebrows almost.
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But if that is your problem, just super glue it there.
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It'll keep it there for a long time, yeah, especially if you pot it over or whatever.
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Yeah, part yeah, part it over.
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Yeah, if you do that, then yeah and once you grow it out enough and then pot it over like that, it probably won't go away for years if you superglue it there.
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That is true Superglue or Gorilla Glue.
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They're probably the same.
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Yeah, Gorilla's the good stuff.
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Matters which one's on sale.
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Yeah, gorilla's going to give you the better look, I think.
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I don't know.
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That's a decision to be made.
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Why did they name it Gorilla?
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Crew.
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Just look at the packaging.
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Gorilla looks more like Murray's, I'd go with.
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Gorilla Dude, you're sold on Gorilla.
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Gorilla is way more expensive.
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Murray's is like the cheapest pomade you can buy and it's the densest stuff.
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They dug into the core of the earth to find Murray's hair pomade.
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Could you cook with that?
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It's like is it like tallow?
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No, have we talked about the I think we've talked about the Vaseline guy.
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Yeah, have we here.
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Who P Diddy?
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No, no, the OG Vaseline guy no, did he?
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No?
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No, the OG Vaseline guy.
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No, I, the dude that invented Vaseline, ate a tablespoon of Vaseline a day just to tell people how good it was for you, and we're talking about 1800s England.
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He made a ton of money from creating Vaseline itself, but he continued to eat Vaseline one tablespoon a day.
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I'm guessing he probably was like just pounding more.
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He just didn't want to seem too weird.
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So he's like I only eat a tablespoon.
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The dude was pounding like pounds of vaseline probably lived to 95 in 1800s england where 95 95 nowadays it would be good.
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And he was way overweight.
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But like in 1800s england, when he did it, the average life expectancy for a male was 35.
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Yeah, there would be like living to like 175 years old so should we be eating vaseline?
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We have to do a study.
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Did he live through a tablespoon of Vaseline, not quite black death.
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That was like 14 or 1600s.
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We've cracked the age-proof code.
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Age-proof.
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Vaseline, eat Vaseline, eat, vaseline.
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But they probably put so many chemicals in it now that you?
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that is true, it's not pure, just petroleum jelly yeah, I miss those days when I could just get petroleum jelly where, where I could just pound it like ice cream so repeat, was he selling it as he was making his french fries product?
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Like no, he wasn't, but he was like this stuff is that good that you can eat it?
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And it's good for you.
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It's amazing I haven't I, I haven't like done a documentary on him and try to you haven't tried vaseline.
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Do a quick chat dude, I've been like I've been questioning it.
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I should ask my sons how it tastes, because they both like to eat it, but unfortunately paste, because I got tubs and tubs of it at home.
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Unfortunately, paste doesn't have the same effect because everybody eats paste.
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Growing up, yeah, still can't believe paste was new when we got to the US it's like cottage cheese.
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Yeah, it was just like dude I looked at it, I was like I could see why people ate it.
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I tried a little bit just because I was like it looks just like the mashed potatoes they're serving in the cafeteria so almost tastes the same.
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How's it gonna taste it better, smelt better dude, if you just coat it with vaseline, it would have been better for you the uh powdered.
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I wonder if it made everything slip through his digestive tract.
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With Vaseline it would have been better for you the powder.
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I wonder if it made everything slip through his digestive tract.
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I'm serious the hot tea didn't even affect.
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Yeah, all the stuff that was going to kill him.
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Because, like a lot of people fucking died of diarrhea back then, like cholera was like the number one killer for a hundred years.
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So it's like, oh, you can't see this, you got to go on, see your way through, like just that actually makes sense.
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Now people go and get colonics, but his was probably.
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Yeah, it was his natural, Like you don't need colonics, you don't even need in like your colonoscopy you don't need.
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He probably didn't have leaky gut because that cover coated the leakiness he, he would also have like the most, the smoothest colonoscopy ever.
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The camera just glides all the way up.
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It's like dude, you're at my mouth, now Go back.
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What are you looking at?
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I don't know.
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I just checked Vaseline guy meme because it's the first thing that happened.
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It's not a meme.
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I know, I know.
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Just look.
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Inventor of Vaseline or creator of Vaseline, we're supposed to talk about testosterone.
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Robert Cheeseburger, complete wellness, vaseline.
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His name was Cheesebro.
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Yeah yeah, g's bro is known.
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Consuming.
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Leaving it contributed to his longevity it's anecdotal data, yeah, but but it was.
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It was made purely.
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Right now it's like manufactured.
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So it's like.
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You know, like some of them come with scent, I think my wife put it on the baby, the scented one, and it burns them on the skin.
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So I think we do a line of Vaseline petroleum jelly products.
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That's what Vaseline is, pure, get it organic.
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I don't know what's organic about petroleum jelly, but the flavoring is what we need to nail.
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And we do it with whatever organic mangosteen or exotic pineapple jackfruit and do a flavored line of Vaseline and say it is not made for oral consumption.
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But also, on the other side, come on here and be like have you guys tried the pineapple Vaseline?
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I think there's a line of revenue over there they make a lot of things smell good.
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The kids always try to eat it Like that clay, the Play-Doh Not Play-Doh, but they have organic clay that's like that.
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Couldn't smell more like candy and five different flavors of candy.
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Put this in your mouth, try it.
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Gumball drop Legos for your little ones.
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They smelled so good, like the green apple one.
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I was like, damn, I want to eat that thing.
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It was so green.
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Did you try it?
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No, you don't need to lie.
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I've tried some stuff.
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I've tried cat food.
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I'm like what am I eating?
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My son walks around and picks up the dog food, fights with the dog for the dog food which one?
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It is kind of human food because we cook it.
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He gets sous vide vegetables.
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Yeah, our pets eat better than we eat.
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Yeah, like the amount of honey nut Cheerios we crushed was not good for us we we had that so much it started tasting like piss yeah, I know about you like oh yeah, I was just like I'm never I don't know what kind of honey they put on that shit it was horrible, but it was like every day for like two years in a row it's like I am never eating honey nut cheerios ever again.
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Yeah, but it's on sale yeah I don't understand how there's still a full aisle of cereal cereal is kind of crazy.
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Yeah, you're right about that, but you got to keep the farmers cereal's probably.
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cereal's probably taking a huge hit, though, oh, I'm sure.
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But, still, but like I don't know, Relatively, For us?
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Yeah, but like for you know, a different level of income that's like what you live on.
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There's still whole aisles of cereal and chips, yeah plus breakfast is.
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I mean, I feel like you could easily resort to cereal and trying to get kids to eat breakfast, so you got to make it Anytime I eat cereal.
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I feel hungry.
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Yeah.
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Oatmeal a little more full, but still feel hungry, or I need lunch before 12.
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I generally just don't eat breakfast.
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Yeah, never like, really like.
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probably because the honey nut not like tasting like piss thing like it's just a variation of eggs, or then you start making.
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You know, I think that's all it is.
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Is I eat?
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Breakfast now because, anez but I damn it, it's like she wants breakfast, which is good, but I never, yeah, I never before.
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Plus, obviously, we need to make food for the kids too.
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What are the ducks that are force-fed?
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Oh, the po-ba Frogwa Sorry.
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Frogwa, frogwa, frogwa, frogwa the po-boy, po-boy, I've had it.
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I mean, my Tunisian buddy used to bring foie gras from Tunisia to the island and it was phenomenal, it was so good.
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Why was he bringing it from Tunisia to the island?
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Because that's where it was from.
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What's about Tunisia?
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It was Tunisian and mean they have french good.
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Yeah, they have good good food.
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They had good foie gras.
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It was freaking great.
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It was just feeding too it was just delicious.
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We just eat foie gras straight.
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It's like I can't help myself.
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If I see it on the menu, I order it.
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It's.
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If it's good that stuff was better than anything I've ever had.
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I mean, it was probably like $5 cans.
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He's like oh yeah, I buy it here too.
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It's not that much, it's probably human-fed After the Arab Spring Tunisian frog wall got a lot tastier no rules now, no rulersier.
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No rules now, no rulers, no rules.
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All right, let's get into it.
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So another natural remedy uh, they found out to work pretty well for certain diseases is fecal transplants.
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Yeah, have you guys tried it?
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no, well, when I was in general surgery, it was just coming about where you know you like, because people would get c diff and then we'd have to do fecal transfer, and the way they were doing it was getting donated poop and um from family members and doing an enema in these patients.
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Oh, that's nice, they did enemas.
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They eat shit now.
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Now, I think they can put it in capsules, right?
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They do, they put it in capsules and they take it.
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You literally eat shit.
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Yeah, you eat shit.
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That's way better than what they do, obviously, or way better.
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not, it repopulates the microbiome, because when these patients are sick, their microbiome, because when these patients are sick, their microbiomes changed and C diff takes over and it's either like do this, like pretty her, like extensive surgery, and well, it's antibiotics.
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But a lot of these people end up getting like toxic megacolon and you have to remove their entire colon and then you're left with ostomy.
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Have ostomies.
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Yeah, ostomy, and you almost can't really even reverse that.
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But a lot of the patients were dying from this and Arizona actually, when I was a general surgery resident during the summertime you would have endless amounts For a resident.
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You get a lot of experience removing entire colons, but for the patients it wasn't good because they were critical in the ICU and you know.
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Sometimes they'd get better and sometimes we'd tell them there's 95% chance you're going to die, or to the family, the patients would be intubated.
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Yeah, there's 95% chance that you would die.
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You've got to look up pictures of toxic megacolon no, I know toxic megacolon.
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It's like literally this big, there's 95% chance you're going to die.
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Once they get toxic megacolon, right?
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Yeah, even if we remove your colon, so you have 5% chance of survival.
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And some people would want us to do everything for their family member, so we'd remove their colon, but a lot of people would succumb to it because they were already so sick.
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They were on three different uh pressers, they were intubated, they were already very sick and and these are very sick people it's not like your normal, healthy patient.